Winnie the Pooh: Honey Pot Light-Up - Night Light Friend Plush (Disney, 1998)

Are you scared of the dark?

Then man the f*ck up, because no one is ever going to want to be with you, unless you’re a real alpha male. That’s what my mom told me anyways.

Or you could just pretend you didn’t read all that, and get this cute night light plush instead! Because it’s ok to be scared of the dark. 

Condition: Good, but the light doesn’t work anymore. We suspect the bulb is dead.