Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder Action Figure (1988)

They call him Shredder for a reason; just look at those abs, man. 
I did, like, 5 days of YouTube six-pack videos, and still, I'm round as a wheel. 
What's his secret?? Is it evil? Do I need to become evil, to get ripped?

No, no, of course not. Just look at Trump. 

Condition: Good/Great.