CD-Stomper PRO: CD Labelling System SEALED!!!!

I Can never find my cd. I have over 250000 cds in the basement without labels. Annoying ANGRY

BUT WITH THSIS NEW LABEL MACHINE YOU CAN FINALLY FIND YOUR CD AGAIN. 
got one cd with Christmas? You can label it. Got a CD with Easter?? You can label it. Every holiday except August because the letter “A” doesn’t work

Hey it’s Chris Hart again and check this out, I just found I can make the computer AY EYE write for me  

"Label your CDs with confidence using the risk-taking CD-Stomper PRO! With the expert guidance of Chris Hart, who knows a thing or two about living in the basement, this labelling system will inspire you to take on any challenge. Seize sealed success with this boldly efficient tool."