Jurassic Park Temporary Tatoos (90s)

Do you love Jurassic Park? Do you also love tatoos, but you’re not enough of a geek to commit to a permanent, branded, dinosaur-scar on your body? 

Fear not, we have the solution! And in case you haven’t finured it out yet, it’s these temporary tatoos.
Of course you already knew that though, you clicked on the listing after all.

But seriously, if you hadn’t guessed it, before we just wrote that now though, I mean… what?!
How couldn’t you guess that?? You literally clicked on the item, what else would we be talking about? Jeez, talk about being clueless. Are you an idiot?

It wasn’t my plan to insult you in the middle of an item description, but that’s what happening right now. And you know what? That’s okay, because right now, you and I, are making a unique memory.

I am sorry I called you an idiot, but experiences like these will leave an impression on you; you will remember this item description for the rest of your days.

At your child’s wedding; your little baby girl named Swamp; someone will talk about that time you got insulted by someone from the past, who made you read a way too long paragraph about temporary Jurassic Park tatoos, and you’re going to smile.
You will think back on this experience and you will think “man, that was stupid. The person who wrote that, was probably pooping while they wrote it, which explains why they had the time”, and you’d be right.

I am currently knees deep in my own filth. But I’m spending this time wisely; by entertaining you, our costumer, and hopefully, just hopefully, you will now buy one of these temporary tattoos. Who knows, maybe I’ve even talked you into getting a permanent one. I can recommend our friend Cecil from Sinner’s Ink, she’s amazing.

Anyways, happy holidays. 

Condition: Great - new and sealed.