Dances With Wolves (Laserdisc, 90s)

Okay, major spoilers; there is not a single dancing wolf in this movie. Not even a dancing dog. 
I know it's hard to train wolves, but they could've easily animated one, instead of this false marketing bullshit. I went in expecting to laugh my ass off, but came out crying, because I didn't see any dancing. 

Condition: Good! Has a tear from a price tag on the front.
Untested, as we have don't have a laserdisc player.